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{"fact":"Polydactyl cats (a cat with 1-2 extra toes on their paws) have this as a result of a genetic mutation. These cats are also referred to as 'Hemingway cats' because writer Ernest Hemingway reportedly owned dozens of them at his home in Key West, Florida.","length":252}

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{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}

{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}

{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}

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{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}

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